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i dont think my parents realized their kid was growing up to be a over-emotional sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet
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A bullet going through PlayDoh.Blue doesn’t even know what’s coming
I guess you could say Blue doesn’t have a clue
JESUS
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Poor little guy looks like he’s saying
“You want me to leave? Okay…”
“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”
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Summertime Sadness
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- City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare
(I did not ruin the book! I simply just photocopied the page of the book and blacked the copy out; not the actual book!)
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wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
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